A farmer walked into a bar

So I took my belt off and used it to tie her other leg to the other side of the stall.

Well wouldn’t you just know it…my damn pants fell down.”

“And John, if you can convince my wife that I was in there to MILK that cow, I’ll buy a tractor from you.”

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